Lovely Rain, Wind, oh and cubs started a catering weekend at Brookfield. What with I spy (yes syphilis does have a silent ‘z’ thank you very much) and little children running past the ranch slider on fire, the weekend was made slightly more interesting with the mass consumption of sugar.

In the end however, it was Toni who burned when the dozey bitch picked up a lantern and was surprised when it was not (nuh!!)

Baz and Toni soaked little kids during a tug of war, which Rovers also won thanks to the invention of the coon.

Other than that we cooked food for small children, none of which died because of it, so I guess that’s good (I still wanted to see one scream and burn – I’m not a psycho..honest).